So I went to my family reunion over the spring break and it was insane. First of all I had no idea I had so many relatives, especially the girls. I know what you’re thinking gross, but I don’t care, my third cousin MJ is smokin hot. It’s really not my fault, I had no idea she was my step-cousin until after I started hooking up with her. She knew the entire time though, what a little sicko. At that point I was turned the fuck on and I proceeded to bang my cousin MJ in her Basement. When we finished, I informed her that I would never shag her again. But who am I kidding, if she wants to fuck again I’ll probably say yes. If anybody’s gonna fuck my cousin it’s gonna be me, you know what I’m saying.