Since I married Daddy and became your step mom, Ive been thinking of ways for us to be closer and the only thing that will work is if you become my daughter. No more leaving the toilet seat up and muddy tennis shoes. From now one, you will be a proper young lady. Ive already gone shopping and have some frilly pink things for you to try on. Go on dear. Try them on. Then lets discuss our afternoon teatime and shopping plans!